Super Dave, Ghost Dave
Dude why you gotta be so God damn nice all the time. No seriously I can't even picture you being a jerk to anyone. Not only are you nice, but you are a TRUE ROMANTIC, ladies you don't come across ones like this one everyday. You are graceful, and I Know that is a fucking weird ass thing to say, but I swear to god you don't walk you float, you just hover like 1 or 2 inches off the ground and slowly float around, I think its time you taught how the hell to do that. Seriously though you know how listen and have a real conversation, we have had many. You are also the first person to always ask and offer help, Ed do you need a hand, Ed I'll cook all 800 burgers for everyone, you literally set up the townhouse all by yourself and let's be honest the kitchen bench would still be a coffin if it was't for you. You are always welcome in any home of mine this one or any future place of residence, oh and you always always always make a point to come all the way into to for my birthday you are one of a kind and also incredibly kind. Thank you for your friendship Dave, you are fucking awesome. Oh btw Sunday Service absolutely still a thing, next time why don't all of you just take the pill when I suggested instead of waiting until 7am lol. Sunday Service will be in session at your next visit I promise.
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